Excuse me, sir, but it seems that you've been involved in a tragic [HAiR] accident!

An open letter to Byron [Bald]wins everywhere:

You've got 3, count em', 3 strands of hair on your head alone while each straggly strand measures approximately 1 inch in length. This doesn't make your "hairz" look thicker. You simply look like a bald guy with 3 unlucky strands remaining on your dome :] Take a note from Jason Statham, America's favorite baldy. He's so bald he makes Mr. Clean look like he needs a hair cut. More importantly, Jason Statham is SEXY. He's a repeat offender in the BWS [Bald While Sexy] department and ladies everywhere would be more than happy to take prisoner. If you're one of the Byron's who combs over a long and unfortunate weft of "hairz" across your hairless horse shoe, I'm not going to bother. You're so attached to those strands that it's become obvious to friends and family that your over-comb has taken the place of your pet. You nurture them and I applaud your dedication!

xxx,
Kat